More public humiliation

Metro is a newspaper with a circulation of around 825,000, distributed in an area where most of my friends and family live. Obviously the perfect forum, then, to admit to:
1. Having rampant cybersex sessions.
2. Sending misleading photos.
3. Getting cybermarried to someone whose name I can't remember, and...
4. Having a cyberhoneymoon in Norway.
If I had any dignity left, I wouldn't make this any worse by putting in a link to the article. But I don't. So here it is.