A regular reader, Mr MN of Upper Norwood has made a controversial casting suggestion for the imminent film version of e-luv. Ignoring Johnny Vegas's claims, he has put forward Mark Benton for the plum role of Trevor.
If you don't know who Mark Benton is, I have put a picture of him above, welcoming Bille Piper into his home. This is what happens when you're rumoured to be attached to e-luv. Billie Piper drops round.
What do YOU think? Vegas or Benton? As this is the world's least interactive website, with the only person to ever leave any comments being Mr RL from Melbourne, I am not hopeful of this debate being settled by the weight of public opinion.