Why, surely that's Alan Rickman?
It's not, you know. It's me. But I have decided this is the right time to finally show the famous Alan Rickman picture in public. If you haven't read the book, you will now be feeling very left out, and I suggest you visit Amazon.co.uk to order the book ranked #97,831. If you have read it, this is the picture mentioned four times in e-luv. See the uncanny resemblance to Rickman? The wry, amused and frankly sensuous look at camera? The eyes which promise untold pleasures? Sorry girls. I'm married.