Many of you will be wondering "what can I get Dave for Xmas?". Well, wonder no more. Today I found myself at amazon.co.uk for reasons which will be obvious to regular readers. But apart from checking my own dismal ranking, I also like to see if there's any sign of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, the greatest comedy ever, coming out on DVD. And now it has. So even if you don't get it for me, I urge you to buy it for yourself by going here.