The sexy goldie looking chain. The microscopically raised eyebrow which set ladies' hearts a-flutter. Yes, it can only be the original Lord Brett Sinclair, seen here going through the evening's lady options with his American sidekick Danny Wilde. And now, in a not terribly well thought out e-luv promotional plan, readers will be able to win a cyberdate with him (or, if they prefer, Lady Gwinnivear) in an intimate chatroom for two. More details soon, unless I decide to quietly drop the idea and go off and play with my Lord Brett Sinclair toy instead.