I heart Vanessa

It's Vanessa Feltz, the queen of the daytime chat show. She's back in a new show, Vanessa's Real Lives and she's ready to ask the questions that other hosts won't!!
I was asked to go on it and talk about my shabby internet experiences, but due to being on the other side of the world, couldn't make it. Shame, really, as it would have been great publicity. Much better than trying to get free plugs on an angry Scottish person's website and getting busted. I would go into more detail, but (a) I'm tired, and (b) I'm scared of him.
A fellow D-list author very kindly reported on the size of the e-luv pile in the Richmond Waterstone's. She has also bought some new glasses. Go read about both of these things NOW.