Fridge and Timbo update
Caroline and Jude have requested, as a matter of some urgency, a status report on my fridge. I'm afraid the news is not good. As you can see, there is just a small scattering of food to be found and not much prospect of adding to it. But late last night, things took a turn for the better when Timbo finally relented and informed me of his plans to buy e-luv on his next payday. I am anticipating that he will love it so much he'll tell all his friends to buy it and it will then be only a matter of time before the fridge is full to overflowing with Beluga caviar and Dom Perignon.
posted by Dave at 6:50 PM
7 Comments:
That's rather a nice fridge you have there. I certainly wouldn't shirk at roasted garlic paste and lettuce for dinner.
This is definitely A Bit Of a Worry.
You have a half eaten papaya in there, and very little else.
Do you have a freezer? You see, my fridge is often a sorry sight.
But my freezer is full of ready meals.
Please tell me that's what it is.
I am worried!
When was your last meal?
Oh will somebody please buy e-luv. The poor man is starving!
Cx
(beautifully clean fridge again though :) )
Luxury - at least you've got fridge. By 'eck there's folk who'd give eye teeth for what you've got there, so stop yer grizzlin' and get on 'th it.
Gillian McKeith would be proud - all looks very healthy... or did you just take out all the booze and chocolate and big fat cheeses before you took the photo?
Dave? You okay? That papaya hasn't hospitalised you has it? And I am gonna buy the book, I promise.
timbo - it's hummus and I have since decided to make my own. The first batch had far too much curry powder. It was an experiment which went horribly wrong.
Jude - The freezer is full of peas. i am not sure why.
Caroline - if you saw me, you wouldn't worry about me starving.
Lucy - I ate all the chocolate and cheese and drank the booze.
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