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Yes, it's e-luv's first ever rejection letter from HarperCollins in New Zealand. It's dated 10 April 2001, which was apparently the last time I tidied my desk because that was where I found it.
They found the scenario "a bit tacky" and they didn't care for the story.
Quite right, too. It's exploitative pornography of the worst kind.