Much better than chocolates and flowers and stuff

Some visitors to Waterstone's this Valentine's Day will be tempted to explore the great selection of books in their latest promotion. For the romantics amongst you, "The System: How to Get Laid TODAY! by Roy Valentine" will be hard to resist. But I urge you to go here about halfway down the page. Strangely, the book underneath the book underneath e-luv is what my wife bought for me last year. Which was nice.