There's a fantastic scene in Showgirls, where Kyle Maclaughlin and Elizabeth Berkeley are having sex in a swimming pool. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, Elizabeth starts flailing, splashing, arching her back and impersonating a dolphin having an epileptic fit. I only mention this because really bad sex scenes seem to be something I specialise in, too. It's not deliberate - I really DO try to make them convincing, but I just find them really hard. So having promised a couple of readers (you know who you are) that there will be lots of smut in the next book, I am going to have to find a way round this problem. Anyone got any ideas?