Friday, February 16, 2007

Sex scenes

There's a fantastic scene in Showgirls, where Kyle Maclaughlin and Elizabeth Berkeley are having sex in a swimming pool. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, Elizabeth starts flailing, splashing, arching her back and impersonating a dolphin having an epileptic fit. I only mention this because really bad sex scenes seem to be something I specialise in, too. It's not deliberate - I really DO try to make them convincing, but I just find them really hard. So having promised a couple of readers (you know who you are) that there will be lots of smut in the next book, I am going to have to find a way round this problem. Anyone got any ideas?


Anonymous Timbo said...

Spend a few months religiously reading The Girl's blog, and that should give you all the necessary technique and gusto you require.

4:20 AM  
Blogger thegirl said...

Yeah, but if you nick any of my smut, I will hunt you down and kill you.

6:47 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

timbo, thanks - have done that. Nicked a load of good smut from her.
the girl - whoops. No I haven't.It's Timbo's fault. Hunt him down instead. Please.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Nichola said...


Elizabeth-Berkeley-goes-dolphin is my favourite sex scene ever.

I say 'my favourite', I makes me lose control of my bowels with laughter.

5:56 PM  

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